Fwd: Sometimes I just say the darnest things;)

A student of mine came in the office to say hello. He asked me if I had a good Mother's Day yesterday. I told him I wasn't a mother. He then asks me if I want to have kids in the future. I tell him I do but haven't found a man crazy enough to marry me yet. lol So then I told him, when my husband puts the ring on my finger at the wedding, I'm going to yell "GOTCHA", then proceed to hit him upside the head, drag him into the limo, speed back to our home and lock him in the cellar for the first week until he has come to terms with his fate. My student looks at me bug-eyed and runs out the office. Some days I just love my job;)